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Lurker66
July 25th, 2009, 10:28 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.

Kier
August 17th, 2009, 7:08 PM
Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong got into a number of testicles contest. Chuck Norris won by five.

DPM
August 18th, 2009, 10:58 PM
Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Albert
August 21st, 2009, 3:31 PM
Oh Jeeze


August 31st, 2009, 1:14 PM
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


September 3rd, 2009, 2:19 PM
Angels sang out, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris!

CoMcPhee
September 4th, 2009, 4:20 PM
Chuck Norris: born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.


October 28th, 2009, 2:41 PM
WHAT THE HELLo?!?! HE ACTUALLY LOST!?! Chuck never loses. Pray for those who chose the other guy in those battles. He is supposed to be the best fighter on the site. You probably live in a hole if you don't know that.

Tom
November 1st, 2009, 12:46 PM
Chuck Norris was actually one of the three (Four including Chuck) kings that bore gifts to Jesus. Chuck gave Jesus the gift of beard, which he wore proudly to the day of his death. The other three kings were so annoyed by this obvious gift favouritism that they ommited Chuck from the bible.

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Kemper
August 9th, 2009, 3:03 PM
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.' "