Captain Hammer

Captain Hammer

Total Fights: 1147

Wins: 534

Losses: 613

Power Level: 4728

Loses Most To

R2D2 R2D2
5 times
Black Mage Black Mage
5 times
Gordon Freeman Gordon Freeman
5 times

Wins Most Against

An Actual Douche Bag An Actual Douche Bag
6 times
Evil Bert Evil Bert
5 times
Ron Jeremy Ron Jeremy
5 times


Comment on Captain Hammer

2009-08-17 20:01:29
I'm going to introduce her to the hammer. And these are not the hammer... The hammer is my penis.

2009-08-17 20:25:44
Everyone's a hero in their own way.

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