Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Total Fights: 1247

Wins: 821

Losses: 426

Power Level: 6293

Loses Most To

Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth
6 times
Optimus Prime Optimus Prime
5 times
Freddy Kruger Freddy Kruger
5 times

Wins Most Against

Cthulhu Cthulhu
8 times
Charlie Brown Charlie Brown
6 times
Mother Goose Mother Goose
6 times

Comments

Comment on Chuck Norris

Lurker66
2009-07-25 22:28:18
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.

Kier
2009-08-17 19:08:48
Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong got into a number of testicles contest. Chuck Norris won by five.

DPM
2009-08-18 22:58:19
Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Albert
2009-08-21 15:31:18
Oh Jeeze


2009-08-31 13:14:45
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


2009-09-03 14:19:13
Angels sang out, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris!

CoMcPhee
2009-09-04 16:20:57
Chuck Norris: born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.


2009-10-28 14:41:30
WHAT THE HELLo?!?! HE ACTUALLY LOST!?! Chuck never loses. Pray for those who chose the other guy in those battles. He is supposed to be the best fighter on the site. You probably live in a hole if you don't know that.

Tom
2009-11-01 12:46:41
Chuck Norris was actually one of the three (Four including Chuck) kings that bore gifts to Jesus. Chuck gave Jesus the gift of beard, which he wore proudly to the day of his death. The other three kings were so annoyed by this obvious gift favouritism that they ommited Chuck from the bible.

Comment on Fighter

Author:

Comment: