Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Total Fights: 1315

Wins: 856

Losses: 459

Power Level: 6187

Loses Most To

Bob Ross Bob Ross
10 times
Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth
6 times
Optimus Prime Optimus Prime
5 times

Wins Most Against

Cthulhu Cthulhu
8 times
Conan O'Brien Conan O'Brien
6 times
Trogdor Trogdor
6 times


Comment on Chuck Norris

2009-07-25 22:28:18
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.

2009-08-17 19:08:48
Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong got into a number of testicles contest. Chuck Norris won by five.

2009-08-18 22:58:19
Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

2009-08-21 15:31:18
Oh Jeeze

2009-08-31 13:14:45
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

2009-09-03 14:19:13
Angels sang out, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris!

2009-09-04 16:20:57
Chuck Norris: born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

2009-10-28 14:41:30
WHAT THE HELLo?!?! HE ACTUALLY LOST!?! Chuck never loses. Pray for those who chose the other guy in those battles. He is supposed to be the best fighter on the site. You probably live in a hole if you don't know that.

2009-11-01 12:46:41
Chuck Norris was actually one of the three (Four including Chuck) kings that bore gifts to Jesus. Chuck gave Jesus the gift of beard, which he wore proudly to the day of his death. The other three kings were so annoyed by this obvious gift favouritism that they ommited Chuck from the bible.

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